Pharoah walked into the board room, majestically, enjoying the prauses of the priests of the gods of egypt. All hail Pharoah of Egypt, his PA roared, All hail Pharoah, the god of Egypt in flesh, the one to whom we owe our respect and lives, the oqner of our lands and us, the one nothing compares to, the ruler of the Egyptian dynasty, the world suprwme head, commander of the Egyptian civilization they praised, as pharoah took his seat. He cleared his throat, sipped a little from his glass of Red Label, only produced for the Pharoah.
You all know why i summoned you here, priests of the great gods of our country. This land is blessed with strong gods, amiable ones, undefeatable and greatest of all! He bellowed, cheers erupted the building. The God of Israel has been defiling our land, he had been causing havoc to our people, giving them pains, inflicting life out of them, but we wont relent, the god of fruitfulness, and progress, the god of health and wealth, the god of war and victory, will surely prevail! He screamed breaking into hysteric laughter, and stopped almost immediately when he noticed his priests arent smiling.
Our God is great! He screamed, All hail Pharoah of Egypt they responded rather. Pharoah adjusted his belt, this one is strong, he soliloquized. Priest of the God of wisdom, what words do you have from your God? All hail Pharoah of Egypt he said. Pharoah nodded,eager to here what he got to say. As it was customary with him he dived straight into riddles, chemical formulas, expantiation of life philosophy. Every one clapped and cheered, the priest of the god of Wisdom.
Pharoah, he called rather serious. Pharoah looked at him intently. Its foolishness to kick against the pricks, this god of Israel has proven to be more wise than us, than our god, he subtly made Joseph the Pharoah of the land by causing the then pharoah to dream whilst Josph a mere prisoner worst still the guy who wanted to get down with Potiphar's wife got the interpretation, i even learnt that he interpreted the dream of the butler and his co workwr and it happened just the same way. Abimelech can tell better how Abraham got more of his wealth, this god we are dealing with is wiser than the wisest. Pharoah, think of other way of getting Israel trapped again, but now just let them go. Do as he'd commanded
SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Pharoah roared, completely disappointed, he chose to claim he is disappointed rather than expressing his true feeling, he was afraid. If this will be coming from the god of wisdom, how in Egypt will he deafeat the god of Israel?
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